High Horse
The Western American states need that good, old-fashioned form of literary excellence. Down in the fine place of San Antonio, the great people of High Horse ride those high horses. Cars are no longer used in San Antonio; everybody uses horses. When a person rides a horse, they write poetry. No wonder there are so few poets around in the United States. Some poets try to replicate riding horses to achieve that same poetic flair, riding computer chairs and kicking the spinning things around, but it just doesn’t hit right. Offices, as hard as they might try, do not capture the beauty of the American Southwest. Hot people live in the American Southwest, I mean smoking hot. I mean that the people there are subjected to temperatures regularly well above 100 degrees Fahrenheit, which causes them to melt away.
Golden Corral credit is better than what 99% of other literary magazines offer. Do you reasonably believe that a place would present credits to Popeye’s, the GOAT of chicken sandwich creation (at least on a widespread scale)? Forget it, that’s what makes High Horse such an extraordinary group of people. When they say that they are the only ones they know of who offer incredible terms to writers like Golden Corral, believe them. They have no reason to lie. Personally, I have yet to eat at the Golden Corral, though I imagine they have Texas Toast and all that good stuff. One day, in the distant future, I may submit to High Horse to get that delicious (albeit not nutritious) food that they present to patrons.
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Besides the apparent benefits of High Horse, they ask for sacrifices in monetary terms, because sometimes getting a little extra cash for good work helps. Hey, if the Aztecs asked for human sacrifices, then a financial sacrifice is small potatoes, kind of like the loaded potatoes at the Golden Corral. I also appreciate that High Horse has a lifetime supply of Nutella; that stuff is better than mere words can describe, one of the top five food spreads of all time. Send High Horse money. Learn to love them, and they will love you back, galloping gallantly towards your residence, full of literature in their heart.
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