The Last Therapy Session You Will Ever Need by Ron Arbuckle
Therapy is a hell of a drug. It makes you feel good. You have a lot going on in your life, which is why it is essential that you explain that in detail with a therapist. Picking out a good therapist is hard, but with BetterHelp, help is just on the other side of the screen. Over five million people have been helped with BetterHelp, and 82% of BetterHelp patients recommend their therapist. While that may sound low, it is not. That’s a solid B, not anything my parents would have been proud of, but they would not have poked and prodded me about it.
Ah yes, my anxiety all began with parental expectations. I was raised in a loving family of eight children. We grew dandelions in the garden, and it was my job to pick them for salads. For those who have never eaten raw dandelions, you do not know what you are missing. However, when picking dandelions, avoid areas heavily polluted with heavy metals. Heavy metal might be fun to listen to, but heavy metal in your digestive system can cause a litany of medical problems, including colon cancer among many others. My parents expected high grades, and, when I did not deliver the goods, I was forced to eat lawn clippings rather than the far more restorative and nutritious dandelions. Yes, you could call me a flower child; that’s how much I loved eating dandelions, but the expectations on grades were far from flowery. Eventually, I graduated from school and, to this day, I feel the compulsion to make everyone around me happy.
Ron Arbuckle understands that for some, BetterHelp is a stepping stone. Those interested in getting further help might want to go to him. With techniques seen on infomercials and horror movies, Arbuckle can poke the brain until the pain is gone. Remember Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? It is something like that, just less emo. Your own private Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind will not star Jim Carrey and Katie Winslet; it stars the far more affable individual of yourself. Of course I could have mocked you, said you were less charismatic than those two, but you are amid a mental health crisis and need all the support you can get.
You need the services of getting your brain removed and restored. Think of a used computer. When you get it, you run a scan on it, get Antivirus Software, and clean the drives just to be sure. Why, oh why, can’t you treat your original hard drive, that of your mind, with that same level of respect? Ron Arbuckle can help; he documents it in poem form for all to browse.
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